 49.
Rear Window
This movie primarily takes place in one apartment building, but somehow
Hitchcock was able to convey so much nerve-racking suspense. Jimmy Stewart (one of my
favorite actors of all time) is wheelchair bound, and through his binoculars he could
swear a man in the next door apt. just murdered his wife. But he has no proof! |
 50.
Red Dawn
This movie was made when the Cold War was still brewing, and it touches
on a really intruiging notion. What if the Russians invaded the US? Here, the Soviets land
somewhere in the Rockies and take over a high school to set up a Bolshevik headquarter.
There's plenty of bloodshed as they massacre a ton of people. So guess who has to kick the
Russian's asses? Yes, Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen! Thought I was gonna say Sylvester
Stallone, eh? Chuckle. |
 51.
Revenge Of The Nerds
Huh huh huh. Man, that nerd laugh is fucking funny. Remember Revenge of
the Nerds? Who can forget it? The naked picture at the bottom of the pie, the Darth Vader
seduction, Lambda Lambda Lambda, the violin+keyboard scene, Booger.......... man, I 'm
getting sentimental. |
 52.
Reversal Of Fortune
Yet another law movie! This movie made me worship Alan Dershowitz like
a demigod. He took on the case of Claus Von Bulow, who is accused of putting his wife into
a coma. The odds seem stacked against him, but in the end Dershowitz and his crew bail him
out. Based on a true story. |
 53.
Rob Roy
Liam Neeson was just as badass here as he was in The Phantom Menace. He
was all beat up and then forced to duel w/ Tim Roth using a heavy broadsword vs. Roth's
light epee (a sword for fencing). So Rob Roy is knocked down, and Tim Roth is about to
finish him off, when all of a sudden Rob Roy grabs the epee blade, hand cut open and
bleeding profusely, and since Tim Roth can't budge his sword, w/ his off hand Rob Roy gets
his broadsword and slices Tim Roth halfway through. One of the best swordfights ever. |
 54.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
First and foremost Who Framed Roger Rabbit was a technological marvel,
smoothly blending live action with animation. But what sets this apart from the other
crappier live action+animation movies like Cool World is that it had a riveting plot and
characters we loved. Roger Rabbit was freakin funny, and Jessica Rabbit was plain
voluptuous. I still remember looking at the infamous still frame of Jessica Rabbit wearing
no underwear and going ahhh, yeah............ hentai.......... |
 55.
Schindler's List
One of the most important movies of all time and also the zenith of
Steven Spielberg's accomplishments, Schindler's List tells the tale of one man's quest to
save the Jews from mass extermination, albeit w/ initial reluctance. Schindler was a Nazi
and true blue German, but he just couldn't stand the death going on. The Holocaust is one
of the most tragic events in human history. Yet no one truly knows what it felt like to be
a Jew during the Holocaust. Only the survivors at the end of Schindler's List that put a
rock on Schindler's tomb. Only they know what it's like to live in mortal fear. |
 56.
Se7en
Damn, this movie was sick. But it's because of this gruesomeness that
this movie was so haunting. A serial killer is hellbent on showing how fucked up the world
is by performing the 7 deadly sins on other people. Like for gluttony, the guy was forced
to eat until his stomach exploded. And the end was a total ironic shocker. A great movie
by David Finch.

57.
Shakespeare In Love
Another one of Rice's recommendations, and I wholeheartedly agree. This
movie charmed me down to my last bone w/ its witty allegories and inside jokes about
Shakespeare. Plus Joseph Fiennes delivered such a nuanced, quirky performance. He was
definitely snubbed at the Oscars. |
 58.
Singin' In The Rain
I happen to be a closet musical fan. I reluctantly cut out Grease and
Mary Poppins from my list. But I refused to touch Singin' In The Rain because it's one of
the most hilarious takes on the whole Hollywood thing ever. Plus it had some of the best
singing and dancing sequences of Gene Kelly's career. |
 59.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
This one goes out to Kansur, a fellow South Park nut. This movie also
happens to be the funniest movie of last year, skewering our hypocritic, politically
correct society under the disguise of a sweet Disney/Broadway musical. It also had some of
the most ornate, baroque cussings I've ever heard. Donkey-raping shit eater! Chuckle. |
 60. The Spanish Prisoner
This movie employs what Hitchcock's calls an "MacGuffin" so
effectively that it drives you mad at the end of the film. A MacGuffin, like the suitcase
in Ronin, is a certain object or idea that affects every character in the story, but we
don't ever know what it is. We just know everyone's after that MacGuffin, and it's central
to the plot. Here, the MacGuffin is this miraculous "process" formulated by some
genius in some field and everyone's after this process. See how maddening it is? |
 61.
Spartacus
Still my favorite gladiator movie. Kirk Douglas plays the man who dared
to lead an uprising against the powerful Roman Empire. Although the fight scenes pale in
comparison to the ones in Gladiator, the overall epic story is much more engaging.
Trivia question: You know who directed this?
Answer: Stanley Kubrick |
 62.
Saving Private Ryan
This movie has some of the most disturbing wartime scenes ever put on
film. The storming of Omaha Beach on D-day looked way more terrifying than what we read in
our history books. Saving Private Ryan is a real poignant testament to all the courageous
soldier who fought in America's wars to preserve the democracy and way of life we take for
granted. Most of us see Veteran's Day and Memorial Day as just three day weekends w/o
school. But really they're days to honor all those who fought and died for the United
States of America. God Bless them. |
 63.
Swingers
This is the quintessential guy movie. It's all about clubbing,
flirting, and guy bonding. Like Maxim magazine come to life. =) The loveable lugs in
Swingers teach you how to play the game and nab those chicks. Of course there's the shy
one who's committed already, and then the mack daddy, and the party animal. There are some
awesome lines in here that I won't reveal. If you're a guy, watch Swingers. Heh heh. And
try swing dancing too. It's a lot of fun and girls dig it. I sucked at it when I took a
class. Therefore I got no game. Avenge me guys.......... avenge me........... |
 64.
The Crow
The Crow was the last movie Brandon Lee, Bruce Lee's son, was in. He
was killed on the set by a gun. Pretty sad. Is there really a curse on Bruce Lee and his
family? I doubt it. I think it was just an accident. Anyway, thanks to the miracle of
digital technology, Brandon Lee was re-inserted into the movie and finished the scenes.
And you know what? I couldn't even tell. This dark and brooding tale of a murder victim
coming back to avenge his death somehow seems like the perfect one to end Brandon Lee's
career. |
 65.
Top Gun
As a kid, I wanted to be like Tom Cruise's maverick, a daring fighter
jet pilot who is too damn gifted to be accepted by his superiors. Dunno why I liked F-14s
so much. There's something about soaring thousands of feet in the air in an airborne
killing machine that's freakin thrilling. |
 66.
Under Siege
Steven Seagal is such a fast killing machine. In all his movies he's a
great martial artist and has MacGyver-like instincts. Under Siege is probably my favorite
Steven Seagal movie. It has a little bit of everything. Knife throwing, machine guns,
manual killing, and a awesome strip tease by former Playmate and ex-Baywatch star Erika
Eleniak. |
 67.
The Usual Suspects
Who is Keyser Soze? That name still sends a shiver down my spine,
because he is the most enigmatic, scariest villain ever. We never really get a good look
at him. We never meet him. He's just an evil, invisible force. He's the devil himself
probably. A great script that makes you have to watch the movie over and over so you can
pick up all the little hints that pointed to the shokcing conclusion. |
 68.
Willow
Did you know George Lucas produced this? No wonder the special effects
were so awesome, particular that of the brownies that inhabit the forests. I believe
brownies and pixies are a Druid belief........ not sure. This is the last fantasy movie
you'll have to hear me rave about. I apologize for the preponderance of them on my list.
=) |
 69.
Young Guns
I used to be a Billy The Kid buff but now I've forgotten everything.
Still, Young Guns was one awesome western featuring some of the hottest 20 something
talents of its time. This was the first movie I saw w/ Emilio Estevez I think. Check that,
it was St. Elmo's Fire or something.
If you like westerns, check out Young
Guns and its sequel. It's about the notorious Billy The Kid, the wanted bandit that no
sheriff in the West could capture. In fact, we never really know what happened to Billy
The Kid. Everything's the stuff of legend. |