RICE & GERRY'S MOVIE 10 SPOT OF 2000
By: Rice & Gerry
Date: 1/23/01
How can we, self proclaimed movie critics of Rice World, let the new years transgress without pumping out a top 10 list of our own? So without further ado, Gerry and I boldly declare our 10 worst and best movies of Y2K, ranked. His comments are in black. Mines are in navy blue. Let the heads roll:
TEN WORST MOVIES OF 2000:
10. Where The Heart Is
--> I know, I know. Natalie Portman and Ashley Juggs are in this movie. But I shoulda just watched this movie w/ the mute button on, 'cause it reeked. White trailer trash chick flick.
--> You know... I'm sorta ashamed to admit this, but I actually kinda liked this movie.......
9. Pay It Forward
--> You dare to manipulate me???
--> Wanted to see it. Not anymore.
8. Scream 3
--> Once Jenny McCarthy bit the dust, this movie started to reek.
--> It's sad how far the trilogy has deviated from the original brilliant Scream.
7. The Cell
--> What an original concept! Rip off known pieces of art and video games, and call it original. The Cell reeks of self-important fluff. All style, no substance.
--> Universally praised by critics... but that don't impress us much!
6. Scary Movie
--> All penis jokes. Reek....
--> Disgusting, boring, and not at all funny. Hm... the word I'm looking for is LAME.