RICE & GERRY'S MOVIE 10 SPOT OF 2000
By: Rice & Gerry
Date: 1/23/01
5. Me, Myself, and Irene
--> I wanted this movie to rock so badly....... but it reeked.
--> Got so-so reviews. Carrey's antics not as funny as it was before.
4. Urban Legends: Final Cut
--> This movie reeked right from the get go. That's the guys' twin! Gimme a break.
--> Roommate watched it. Agreed it sucked as well.
3. Duets
--> Karaoke as an existential, spiritual activity. This movie reeks.
--> The MP3 was catchy at first. Then it started to grate on my nerves.
2. Godzilla 2000
--> Haven't seen it, but Rice has convinced me Godzilla 2000 reeks.
--> Trust me. It does. Even worse than Scary Movie.
1. Battlefield Earth
--> Just the trailer convinces me this movie reeks. If it's universally bashed, and everyone's calling it the worst movie ever, then we here at Rice World just can't ignore it.
--> I really want to watch this now. It's going to flourish at the rentals because of these bad reviews it got. Irony at its best. =)