QUARTERFINALS
#12 Jessica Alba vs. #13 Shannon Elizabeth
This is unprecedented. Never has two such low seeds advanced to face each other. We're looking at this Contest's first real Cinderella story. We have a Loreal spokesperson vs. everyone's favorite Czech. This is going to be one tough matchup.
There was this dude in my class that looked like Michael Weatherly, the pencil-neck from Dark Angel that's married to Jessica Alba in real life. I always made fun of him as Mr. Jessica Alba, heh heh. Seriously though, she married pretty damn young. 19 years old, I think. What the hell were you doing at 19 years old? Sure as hell not marrying some dweeb 13 years older than you, I hope.
As for Shannon Elizabeth...... ever seen her get attacked while naked by a snowman? Hop on to Morpheus or KaZaa and d/l that clip. Funnier than anything she did in AMERICAN PIE 1 and 2.
#12 Jessica Alba
#13 Shannon Elizabeth
