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#1 Natalie Portman vs. #12 Jessica Alba
Wow. If you told me at the start of the Contest that Jessica Alba would be in the Final Four versus the incumbent Miss Rice World, I woulda laughed and wagered money against you. Good thing I've kicked my gambling habit. I'd like to say that Natalie will have an easy victory here, but Jessica Alba has a Gonzaga-like resiliency and momentum. This is gonna be interesting.
Have you guys seen the paparazzi pics of Natalie sunbathing topless? Her sunburned chest, admittedly, was not really a site to behold. But I like the picture on the bottom where you can see a slight protrusion of her nipple. This is infinitely sexier than her fully nude pics. People are right. Suggestion is more powerful than explicitness. This why I don't like pornography that much.
I remember telling Rice about those paparazzi pics years ago, but he refused to look at them, fearing it would taint his perception of Natalie, knocking her off the pedestal he put her on. Well, I admired Rice all the more after that. He is a strong-willed individual. Me, I'm weak. Go vote!
#1 Natalie Portman
#12 Jessica Alba
