FINALS

#1 Natalie Portman vs. #2 Zhang Ziyi vs. Aria Giovanni

This is it. After 2 months of grueling competition, we are left w/ the title matchup. #1 vs #2; you can't script it any better. Natalie Portman, our reigning Miss Rice World, has been walloping her opponents. But Zhang Ziyi, an upstart newcomer who wasn't even in the last Contest, has also blown out her opponents by huge margins on her way to the Finals. Who do you vote for? I don't fucking know myself. I'm torn between the two. I'd like to see Natalie keep her title, but having Zhang Ziyi would be a nice change. What does a horny guy do?

Well, for those who are indecisive, like me, you can vote for Aria Giovanni, a Penthouse Pet that is too good-looking to be doing smut. We need a voluptuous candidate anyway. =) Consider Aria the Ralph Nader of this election. Historically, 3rd parties never win, so never fear. It's just a nice alternative for those like me who can't choose between Natalie and Zhang Ziyi even if a gun was pointed at our heads.

The bottom row of Natalie pictures are from the June or July issue of Rolling Stone, on newsstands now. Rice, go jack another magazine!

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#1 Natalie Portman