ROUND 1
#4 Jenny McCarthy vs.
#13 Shania Twain
(Shannon Elizabeth)
Well, what do you know....... we have our next Beeotch Contest controversy. By now you guys must've realized Rice and I don't take this very seriously, and enjoy fucking around by throwing kinks into it every so often to keep the readers on their toes.
Partly because of illness, but mostly because she's almost 40, Shania Twain has pulled out of the contest. I think she realized that she has absolutely no chance to win, and was merely included to fulfill the musician quota. She will now retire to the old folks' home along w/ fellow 40-year olds like Sharon Stone and Heather Locklear--former Rice World Beautiful People who have now been put out to pasture.
Shania Twain will be replaced by Shannon Elizabeth, who was on the bubble during selection, and can be a sleeper in her respective regional. But as a tribute to the formerly drop dead gorgeous country singer, there will be one final Shania Twain pictorial.
#4 Jenny McCarthy
#13 Shania Twain
(Withdrawn)
#13 Shannon Elizabeth
