ROUND 1
#6 Jennifer Love Hewitt vs. #11 Josie Maran
I've always had a crush on Jennifer Love Hewitt, all the way back to when she was on this sitcom w/ the dude who played Max Headroom. But lately, I must admit my infatuation w/ her has been waning, due to her questionable taste in men. Look at all the ugly mofo's she's been linked with: Joey Lawrence, Carson Daly, Fez from That 70's Show, and most disgustingly, Alec Baldwin. Yes, you heard me right. She boned Alec Baldwin post-separation from Kim Basinger. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG W/ HER? If it weren't for her tits, I'd have banned her from this Contest.
Oh, and have you heard JLH sing before? It's like a dying cat scratching its claws across a chalkboard. No amount of Neutrogena can save her from her lack of musical talent. Man, has Jennifer Love Hewitt made some questionable career moves.
So I am officially throwing my weight behind Josie Maran, an up and coming model. You probably never heard of her, but you've probably seen her before. You can't go to the grocery store w/o seeing a women's magazine w/ Josie on the cover. So far I only know she dated David Blaine, but that's ok because his magic tricks are pretty good. And you may not notice, since it's always airbrushed away, but she has a mean ass appendectomy scar on her tummy. Interesting chick, no?
#6 Jennifer Love Hewitt
#11 Josie Maran
