ROUND 1
#3 Laetitia Casta vs. #14 Ashley Judd
Ahh, Laetitia. Sweet Laetitia........ Oh how she's torn my life asunder. She's my Kryptonite. She's my Rosebud, my Laura. She has such a grip over me. She's made me abandon my principles in order to do her bidding...... but no more. I am countering her enchantment by tapping my Lust Blocker Spell. I will not rig the votes in her favor anymore. This I swear. But her beauty.... oh how it is intoxicating......
Rice appears in spirit: "Be mindful of your thoughts, Padawan. She's a supermodel. They are not to be trusted." I've learned this lesson before. "You haven't learned anything, Gerry."
I'm throwing my considerable clout (ha ha) behind Ashley Judd. I admit we age-discriminate here on Rice World. So think of it this way. A vote for Ashley Juggs is a vote for all the sagging-breasted, wrinkly, menopausal 30 year olds out there. And it's also a vote to prevent me from falling under Laetitia's siren-like allure.
#3 Laetitia Casta
#14 Ashley Judd
