ROUND 1

#7 Tyra Banks vs. #10 Heidi Klum vs. #17 Brad Pitt

Rice and I have long wondered just how many females visit our site and participate in this extremely misogynistic Contest. Well, how many females and homosexual men, actually. Hmmm, we'll know after this week.

Here we have two of Victoria's Secret most stunning models. Tyra Banks is probably the most beautiful African-American woman in the world. Heidi Klum somehow is skinny but has an awesome rack. These are divine gifts that both are comfortable flaunting on runways and wearing lingerie in the best damn monthly catalog in the history of man.

Then we have Brad Pitt, a pretty boy that every woman wants to have a baby with. What do they see in this guy? He's scruffy, grimy, and can't act. Guess women are just as shallow as men, eh?

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#7 Tyra Banks

#10 Heidi Klum

#17 Brad Pitt

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