ROUND 1
#2 Zhang Ziyi vs. #15 Nikki Cox
My, how the mighty have fallen. There was a time where Nikki Cox had a legitimate shot to win the whole thing. Now she looks wasted. Guys should know what I'm talking about. During "Unhappily Every After," she was fucking hot as hell. I mean, I actually watched that horrible show regularly just to look at her. I'd watch when it was her scene, then cut away when it wasn't. I didn't care about plot; I just wanted to stare at that huge bosom and silky legs.
Now, she looks like she's been snorting too much coke, most likely due to her stupid-ass marriage to Bobcat Goldwaith. Ugh. I never watched her next show "Nikki", now canceled, and since then she's fallen off the map. So consider this her last hurrah on Rice World, like Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. That last scene of the movie still gives me the creeps, as does Nikki Cox's degeneration. A crushing defeat is imminent.
Zhang Ziyi probably has the best chance to unseat Natalie Portman, which is why I put her as the #2 seed. Unfortunately, she's not very photogenic. She's also not very voluptuous. But she does have a porcelain-doll attractiveness, and this is way more evident in her movies than her photographs. Go check out The Road Home on DVD to see what I'm talking about. I haven't seen it, but Rice might have, so he can explain further.
#2 Zhang Ziyi
#15 Nikki Cox
